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Jack Thompson’s New Year’s Resolution*

Jack Thompson’s New Year’s Resolution*

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Jack Thompson, the vocal anti-video game Florida lawyer, has stated that his New Year’s Resolution for 2007 is to eliminate video games rated M, T, and E10+ from store shelves.

“We can all see that video games are the root of all evil and my resolution in the coming year is to remove their presence in our mainstream lives,” Thompson declared. “If video games are off our store shelves, we will see a certain decline in murder and gang-related violence.”

We thought 2006 brought us some good Thompson moments, but the lawyer is promising that 2007 will be “like nothing you’ve ever seen.”

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