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Kratos Pledges Allegiance to Obama Campaign*

Kratos Pledges Allegiance to Obama Campaign*

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In a move surely meant to infuriate Hillary Clinton, Kratos, star of the popular God of War series, has formally stated support for the Barack Obama presidential campaign.

“Hillary and Bill are shady people,” Kratos warned in an interview. “Bill was president when I was still participating in my senseless killing sprees and he promised not to say anything as long as I continued to provide multimillion dollar campaign contributions.”

In his quest to right his wrongs, Kratos has turned from his old ways and his old friends. “I want a new path for America,” Kratos explained. “But Hillary can only take us down a new but dangerous path. Obama is the man to lead America to victory.”

The Clinton campaign has yet to respond to Kratos’ accusations, but will most certainly condemn them. We will keep you posted as more game celebrities continue to voice their opinion on the upcoming presidential elections.

*This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition.

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