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Imagine being able to meet the real Ryu Hayabusa, Solid Snake or Alyx Vance in person. Thanks to EA not only will that be possible, but it could actually be you.
EA, one of the world’s largest and most successful videogame producers, are looking to turn ordinary people into real life, video game mascots. These human mascots will think they’ve won the lottery as these jobs are not only extremely high paying, but they include a lifestyle that most people will kill for. If you’ve ever wanted fame and fortune handed to you on a silver platter, this is the job for you.
In an effort to manufacture their own world-famous celebrities, EA is looking for 10 people to pamper, promote, and popularize through video games. These people will become the stars of their own video game series. By attending all the latest, greatest and trendiest parties in
The great part about this is that you don’t need any talent at all. You don’t even have to be good looking. In fact, EA is actually going in the opposite direction. “We’re looking for people that have unique features,” says project manager Winslow Leach. “Not movie star, glamorous looks, but odd features that make them stand out. Fat chipmunk cheeks, freaky teeth, deformed heads, and fat butts are qualities that can make you a lifelong star.” Leach goes on to state, “You don’t have to sing, act, dance or be funny. Look at people like Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline and most rap artists. We’re talking idiots. If these people can be famous, so can you. And we’ll prove it.”
Leach goes on to mention that this is a life-changing experience that should not be taken lightly. “You will be under contract to EA for the rest of your career. But it’s still better than selling your soul to the devil,” he laughs.
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