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Thanks in large part to video games, American culture is about to become completely revolutionized in early 2009. A new concept in digital imaging will make anyone look beautiful to everyone. Evolution is instantaneous in the future, and that’s going to be proven on next seasons’ American Idol. Contestants will no longer have to worry about their “looks” as a new process has been developed that will render people digitally to look any way they want to. People will no longer have to worry about being overweight, bald, old, or in any other way misshapen or blemished. A new company has developed a way of creating the perfect image for every person that appears on TV or any other related media. “We have learned a lot about what features appeal to people psychologically,” says developer Fern Yunyerk. “A lot of young people are really attracted to anime characters through video games, so we are in the process of giving real people anime characteristics. Their real images will be rendered through our complex software program which will add the necessary characteristics to make them attractive to viewers, which in this case will be primarily younger people. This entire process will largely be rejected by those over 30, but that’s not a coveted demographic for the future of the world, if you know what I mean,” says Yunyerk. With this new rendering process, talented people will be able to become stars in various media regardless of their visual shortcomings. “Our culture has always been concerned about looks. Now we can actually do something about that. Talent is something that can’t be simulated, so we’ll always need that. But let’s face it, Britney Spears wouldn’t be as popular as she is if she were forty-five and weighed over 300 pounds,” adds Yunyerk. “We are giving people a new lease on life. All those ugly people that have something to offer the world can now experience the accolades once reserved for only the most beautiful of human specimens,” he adds. Virtual digital modeling will become like a fingerprint for each person; a code embedded in the skin will assure they appear the same on every network TV across America. An extensive filtering system is being installed in all head-end media broadcasting stations to facilitate this new system. Newscasters, talk show hosts, actors, and contestants will all be able to benefit from this new system which will allow them to show up for work without extensive hair, makeup, and wardrobe. “With the advent of high definition TV, this is a truly remarkable invention. You really don’t want to see what a lot of these people look like in detail, concluded Yunyerk.” *This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition. |