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To kick off his new Fall season, superstar magician Chris Angel is going to give gamers something they’ll never forget – a free Chris Angel video game. It’s not so much the free game as the way that it’s distributed that will send shockwaves throughout the industry. All gamers will receive the new Chris Angel video game entitled Fall & Angel regardless of the gaming system they possess, and all they have to do is watch the season opener of Mindfreak coming the Fall. Chris will appear live on TV during that episode and will transform himself into digital code capable of traversing time and space whereupon he will be able to compromise all gaming systems by literally leaping from the TV set into the various games’ central processing units where he will install the game. “This has never been done before,” explains Mindfreak’s producer Lewis Jerry. “The publicity we will generate from this extravaganza will be mind boggling. We will also leave gamers with a permanent reminder as the game, Fall & Angel will be permanently burned into each machine’s CPU. The game itself is great and won’t be overshadowed by the presentation for long. But there’s a danger involved. If Chris can’t make it back to the TV set before his show is over he risks becoming a permanent cast of the show that follows him. I believe it’s Back to Gilligan’s Island,” Jerry warns.
Fall & Angel is an action-oriented RPG in which the player assumes the role of Chris Angel before he becomes one of the most famous magicians in history. Through his travels, Chris will acquire his skills through mysterious encounters with magical beings. The more tricks that you perform successfully, the more girls that you get. Like any superstar performer, girls are thought of, and treated, like commodities. Each girl has a specific function. There are girls that can be taken out to premiers, or dinner. Girls that will cook and clean your crib. Girls that will type letters for you and answer the phone. And of course girls that will do virtually anything that you want them to do. You will need to collect at least 50 girls before you can upgrade your GEO Metro to a Honda Accord. If you need to make change, you can always saw one of them in half. Virtually any gaming system will be able to receive Chris’s new game, whether it be a GBA, PSP, PS1, PC, Dreamcast, N64, or Famicom. The systems will be required to be no less than two feet away from the television screen. This close proximity assures the Chris won’t in inadvertently install the game on other electronic devices in the homes such as toasters and ceiling fans. This could make it impossible for Chris to return safely. According to Jerry, Chris is going to digitize his molecular DNA structure. This will allow him to become part of the broadcast transmission from which to launch himself into millions of households. He will become a binary code consisting of billions of particulates of information. Restructuring is crucial as all particles must return to the exact point of origin in order for Chris to be reconstructed perfectly. Failure to do so could result in serious deformity or serious mental retardation. *This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition. |
