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Diaography is a combination of a diary and a biography presented in an animated digital format. Using this specially-developed software on next-gen consoles, player are able to input their life story, sim-style with the controller by answering questions prompted by the interface. After a year of daily or weekly loggings, the software creates a virtual movie of your life up to that point. It can be burned to DVD and stored for posterity. Diaography will let you customize characters that resemble your real-life friends and family. Diaographies can be shared online, shown on large-screen TVs, or kept private with un-hackable quadruple password systems. “We have created the new generation of personal information processing,” says Diaography creator Riley McBunn. “With the latest interest in Facebook and YouTube, not to mention the popularity of video games, this is going to be huge with kids that haven’t got the patience for old-fashioned pen-to-paper writing. Who wouldn’t want to watch a virtual movie of their own life? Or their friends? Kids are going to eat this up, let me tell you,” McBunn adds. Once players generate a character of themselves, they will be asked a series of questions such as “What did you do today?” and “Who do you have a crush on today?” Like a conversation tree, a series of answers are presented which can be clicked on. For those with a more bizarre lifestyle, answers can be typed in manually or acted out with the characters using the controller. The examples of activities are virtually limitless with everything from aardvark riding to zen musicals. Using the interface you will be able to include everything pertinent to your world such as favorite sayings, favorite shows, favorite tunes, and and even your favorite Cheat CC writer. Cheat CC’s former CEO Arty Hackery did a hands-on preview of Diaography and gave it two thumbs up. He said that he would have given it three thumbs up but he only has two. We asked McBunn what he thought of Hackery’s preview after viewing it on the net: “Well, we’re not exactly sure that his body looks quite that ripped in real life,” McBunn laughs. “And it’s doubtful if he ever did those things with all those gorgeous women. And I will bet serious money that he was never the King of a medium-sized Icelandic community. But were are grateful for his input and we are now installing lie-detection software that will measure galvanic skin responses to questions and inputting. This will ensure that all Diaographies will be as accurate as possible. We are not saying that Arty is a liar, we just don’t think he’s telling the truth,” concludes McBunn. *This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition. |