OK… Politics are getting a little silly now. The National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) has created a game starring an elephant named “Giopi”… no really this thing exists. Gipoi’s quest is to get keys, each representing volunteers for Republican campaigns. He also has to stomp on taxers, lead by Harry Reid and President Obama who are trying to take your money. When you jump on Taxers, their taxes get suppressed until they are destroyed. You also need to avoid Mudslingers to “escape their false and empty rhetoric, jump on them, and mute their misleading words.”
I’d like to give you a review of this hilarious game, but for the life of me I can’t get the game to start. I’ve pressed every key and clicked every mouse button and Giopi won’t move. What a raw deal, and here I thought I was going to have something awesome to make fun of. Maybe you will have better luck with the game than I have.
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